if i don't know you, don't ask to be my friend.. what i love the most is those "girls" who are only on Myspace to promote their porn website.. their profile picture is inevitably them in a bikini with breasts the size of basketballs and trying to pose sexy but appear very uncomfortable.. i don't know any girls who look like that, nor do i know any girls named Chastity or Desiree.. i'm not interested in having 74,382 friends when i actually only talk to 15.. that doesn't make you cool.. in actuality, the more "friends" you have on Myspace, the less cool you are.. the fact that you have Myspace makes you uncool to a certain degree, and i'm including myself in that group.. girls who are cool and hot and live close to me don't randomly try to befriend me.. if you are cool, hot and live close to me and wouldn't mind taking off your clothes in my vicinity, let me know.. but i'm not going to hold my breath..
sort of related to this is a topic that my former roommate, Justin and i both find comical and annoying.. actually saying how you're feeling on your Facebook status update.. it's worse if it's something like "so and so is such a bitch" or "so and so is going to be sorry when i'm gone", etc.. no one cares and you're only doing it to call attention to yourself and have people ask you what's wrong.. it makes you look childish and high schoolish, so figure it out.. have a sleepover with your girlfriends, change your tampon, watch "The Notebook", paint each others nails and talk about your problems.. if that doesn't work, write in your diary for a while.. things will be fine when your breasts grow or testicles drop and you start to worry about grown-up things..
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