back in my freshman year of college, my roommates and i were obsessed with shows like Maury Povich and Montel Williams when they did the paternity tests, which we obviously skipped class to watch, as evidenced by my failing grade in Algebra.. i was reminded of this listening to the Jim Rome radio show today, which is a sports show but sometimes gets off-topic with hilarious stories and opinions (i.e. Bert and Ernie telling their parents why they share a one-bedroom apartment and own "His" and "His" bathrobes).. anyway, some 17-year-old girl inevitably brings 13 guys to the show who could potentially be the father of her child and the host will go down the line to each guy and say "you are NOT the father" until the last guy sees his life ruined (who, by the way, can't be the father because they "only had sex 4 times and i wore a condom twice and she was drunk the other two times so she couldn't have got pregnant.. besides, that kid don't even have my eyebrows".. good point).. meanwhile, the 12 other guys who were arguing 2 minutes earlier start chest-bumping and high-fiving each other for dodging a bullet and are allowed to have unprotected sex with another chick..
the greatest is when the girl brings a dozen guys there and none of them are the father, leading to her running off the set and burying her head into the concrete floor while the host comforts her by saying things like "who do you think could be the father?" while thinking, "wow, this girl is a slut".. how does one girl have sex with that many guys in the period of time where they could be the father? that's seemingly impossible.. the lesson, as always: sure sex with a condom doesn't feel as good as sex without a condom, but sex with a condom feels a lot better than scratching a check every month for a kid you didn't want, along with being humiliated on national television..
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