why men and women are different..

do girls actually have any friends? i have several friends that i genuinely enjoy being around.. sure we'll make fun of each other but it's often to their face and good-natured.. when someone leaves, my first thought isn't to say "oh my god, did you see what pants he was wearing?" or "what the hell was his problem?".. it must be something in girls DNA to make them bad-mouth their friends when their not around.. if i was a girl, i'd be too busy soaping myself in the shower or standing in front of the mirror naked to spew insults about my "friends" behind their back.. girls should adopt guys style of resolving a conflict: punch each other and then have a beer together.. problem solved.. instead, they hold all their feelings inside when they're together and call each other things like "whorebag" and "slutface" when they're apart.. but whatever makes you feel good, i guess.. now i have to go play beer pong with my fat, slutty roommates.. none of their shoes match their pants either.. hideous..