first drunken post.. :)

1:50 a.m. and i'm sitting in my room being a good roommate/wing man since i have a roommate watching a movie with a lady friend in the living room.. it's my job to stay out of the way and be as unattractive as possible, which is fairly easy given the amount of body hair God has blessed me with.. as intoxicated as i am, i'm going to try to pick some bones with some people.. so, in no particular order, here we go:

Dear people who wear Bluetooth things in their ears, nobody gives a shit about what you're talking about so shut the hell up.. if you're in your car and want to look like you're insane and talking to yourself, great, don't crash into me.. if you're at work and it allows you to talk on the phone and type at the same time, fantastic.. but if you're shopping or on the sidewalk or in the general public, you just look like you just want attention, and my attention is reserved for that skinny brunette with the big rack and "please make out with me" eyes over there, thank you very much.. when i'm on the phone, i like to keep my conversations as private as possible.. not because they're that important but because i respect the people around me and they don't need to be bombarded with my phone call.. i put people with Bluetooths in the same boat as people who use their cell phones on the treadmill at the gym, kids on those roller sneakers and people who have their cell phones in a belt holder.. seriously? it's 2008 and you have a cell phone, we're happy for you.. but we don't need to see your cell phone outside of your pants.. and kids with those roller sneakers, we're secretly hoping to see you wipe out and scrape the back of your head on the cement.. and Bluetooth Guy, this isn't soccer and we don't give a shit what you're talking about so use your hands and stop yelling..

i listen to sports radio the majority of my workday and today i heard a caller say something to the effect of "that's a worse idea than showing up to a party with a boner in your sweatpants"... i have a few problems with this situation.. has anyone in the history of parties showed up wearing sweatpants?? (other than me at our "white trash" party and i'm 100% sure i didn't have a boner during the entire night).. is this "party" actually 5 guys meeting online to play a video game?? whatever.. also, who would knowingly walk into a party with a boner? i've never had a boner and not realized it, so just drive around the block a few times until that thing goes away.. (also not sure if i've ever had a boner while driving by myself, for the record).. but let's face it, if you're going to a party wearing sweatpants, you probably don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself in front of many females..

sitting in the hot tub tonight, for some reason i got to thinking about who i would have in my wedding party when i get married.. it's a lot harder than you'd think.. i've had a few roommates that i'm really close with and two brothers who i could talk to about anything (lucky for them i don't have much to talk about regarding problems with girls, health, work, etc.)... i wonder how often other people think about that sort of stuff.. i really would struggle picking a Best Man, i can narrow it down to about 2 or 3 i think.. and i'd almost hate to make any of them be ushers just because i don't know how much they'd enjoy it.. but talk about putting the cart in front of the horse, i probably should find a girl to marry before i think about all of this.. i'm really jealous of one of my roommates who has been in a relationship for i believe 7 or 8 years and he's all set.. he doesn't have to worry about dating or what to wear or how he looks for the rest of his life because he's found the person he wants to be with forever.. i think my sister is in the same situation and that would leave me as the one and only sibling without a "significant other".. gross, huh? and as dumb as it sounds, i'd rather find a girl that's like my best friend and i could talk to anything about and still do all the "fun" stuff with than be with 15 random girls just for the hell of it.. i'm just not interested in that.. i'm about as picky as it gets when it comes to girls but when it comes to spending the rest of your life with that person, i think it's okay to be that way.. i take a lot of abuse from my sister and friends about how high i set my standards but i'd rather be how i am than settle for the random girl every other weekend.. not saying any way is better than the other, everyone is different..

and on that note, i need to take a nap.. i'm 99.9999% sure i'll wake up tomorrow and forget typing this but i'll try to change as little as possible.. the whole point of blogging is saying what's on your mind at that time, right?? so this is me drunk at 2:20 a.m...